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Remember that night at Nevada Smith’s when I said ice cream cones, like humans, could be stylish? Yeah, I bet you don’t remember, but I said it. And do you know what you said? You said, “Dude, it’s late and I don’t want to hear your shit tonight.” And I begged you to hear it, and once you did, you said, “Ice cream cones cannot be stylish, that doesn’t make any fuckin’ sense. Ice cream cones hold ice cream that either ends up in your stomach or on the ground.” I tried to remind you of “Kreme Krunch,” but you didn’t listen. You should have listened.